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Ama are a neat fantasy animal invented by the clever and talented ~chicken-stalker, and she was kind enough to make this specimen in honor of me. I'm both flattered and amused.


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Should there be a club to provide Literary DD's in languages besides English? 

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Todd Parker
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Just look at that guy. You probably think he's interesting, because he dresses differently from you and mysteriously stands at a 45 degree angle. And that facial hair.

That just goes to show how stupid you are, judging by appearances. He's a total cookie cutter person, except the cutter was broken and they got the mixture for the dough ALL wrong.

Personally, I think he looks like a creep. Maybe a douchebag, too. You should probably stay away. Don't say I didn't warn you...

Oh, and unless otherwise noted, consider all my writing, characters, and whatever else you see here to be © Todd Parker. I'm pretty sure it's all original. Lemme check real quick...yeah, everything except the character of Nimloth in the story. That was for a contest.

Current Residence: The Eastern Shore, Maryland
Favourite genre of music: The best of almost anything
Favourite style of art: Illustrations/Comics
Operating System: Windows, out of ignorance
MP3 player of choice: Cellular Phone
Shell of choice: What?
Wallpaper of choice: Huh?
Skin of choice: Za?
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No, I'm not dead. ._.

Journal Entry: Tue May 31, 2011, 3:29 AM


I haven't been on the site in a long while because I haven't had any reason to; many of the people whom I most love following are either scaling down their submissions or never submitted much in the first place.  The quality of the site seems to be slipping (I'm not going to bother complaining about the front page because it would be redundant at this point), and I doubt I'll be renewing my subscription.  The Group I founded is basically dead, and there seems little point in continuing my presence on this site.  The things I post attract perhaps two comments apiece; while I'm not here for publicity or popularity, I have no desire to throw my work into a void, either.


To the wonderful people I've met, however, I want to say emphatically that I do NOT regret meeting you, and I very much want to continue our friendships.  To that end, I wish to post my Skype and email here, as well as my Facebook profile, with confidence that no one will find me on this site to spam or hack me.  Anyway, it wouldn't be hard to guess.

Skype:  Todd Parker
email:  fakekraid@yahoo.com
Facebook:  Todd Parker (look for the one with the same avatar as my profile picture here on deviantART

To my friends on this site, please keep in touch with me.  It was wonderful meeting all of you, and I want to stay in touch.  But, I will probably only visit this site every now and then, from now on.

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:iconbellejalousie:
It's most certainly been a very long time since we've spoken.

How are you doing?

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:iconfakekraid:
Oh! Hello there. I am doing...about as well as I was last time we spoke. Things don't change very quickly when you get to be old and obsolete like me. :|

I do have a (marginally) better job than I did, so that's one thing, I guess. It's less strenuous than what I've been doing and leaves me with lots of free time. How about yourself? How goes your integration into "ordinary" society? (Am I remembering the right person? I seem to recall that you were returning to public school after some time outside the system, but I might be getting you confused with someone else)

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Cleverbot: How large?
Me: As big as Ron Jeremy's.
Cleverbot: Really.
Me. No kidding.
Cleverbot: Really.

We were talking about my mustache, of course.
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:iconbellejalousie:
A better job is always good, even if it's only slightly better than the last one. Though I believe I would go insane with a lot of free time..

You're definitely remembering the right person. Things are going alright; I just missed a week of school due to having a stomach flu that ended with a sinus infection, so I'm currently freaking out because of all the work I have to get done and how behind I'll be getting back into things.. But aside from that, life's been alright. Trying to keep myself from spiraling down again, but as long as I keep myself busy things seem to be okay.

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:iconcraazhy:
Wth are you up to, man?

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:iconfakekraid:
Oh, stuff. You know.

Actually, since we last chatted, I have:

1. Gotten a new job, one with loads of unsupervised down time in an office with no cameras
2. Begun a novel project, a better one than my last and one that it looks like I could actually bring to completion
3. Met Nobuo Uematsu, briefly

Yourself?

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Cleverbot: How large?
Me: As big as Ron Jeremy's.
Cleverbot: Really.
Me. No kidding.
Cleverbot: Really.

We were talking about my mustache, of course.
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:iconcraazhy:
I do know.

1. I barely remember my life, its been so unattractively hectic. That sounds kinky. I'm a grunt, currently making the money to spend on the unbelievably asinine process of joining the USMC.
2. I'm at around 150 pages on mine.
3. Oh. (wikipedia) OHHHhh.

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:iconfakekraid:
Yes, THAT Nobuo Uematsu. :ohnoes:

Anyway, 150 pages is many more than I have. :( But, I guess I tend to work slowly and perfectionist-ly. I have a hard time cutting loose, so I've been doing a ton of world-building and plot-planning to give myself more of a foundation. So far it's working out, I think.

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Cleverbot: How large?
Me: As big as Ron Jeremy's.
Cleverbot: Really.
Me. No kidding.
Cleverbot: Really.

We were talking about my mustache, of course.
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:iconjswebb:
Hello,

It's been a while. I hope things are going well.

-J

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:iconfakekraid:
Oh, hello there. What a coincidence; the first time I log on in a while, and you're here.

Things are going...sort of okay, I suppose. I'm employed, which is good, and it's an 'Einstein job' (lots of down-time in an unwatched office), which is better. I'm back into writing again, which is still better. Yourself?

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Cleverbot: How large?
Me: As big as Ron Jeremy's.
Cleverbot: Really.
Me. No kidding.
Cleverbot: Really.

We were talking about my mustache, of course.
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:iconjswebb:
I'm doing all right; much of the same over here. I am employed as a technical writer, so I'm writing all of the time in some form, but I have been trying to write creatively, simply because I miss it.

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